so i went to go get booked for my reckless driving thing from a few months ago. right before i was about to get my mugshot taken i snapped a pic of myself with my iphone. apparently this is an issue. so i was excorted to another officer and had to explain myself and show him the iphone photo. there is sensitive material back there. it probably didnt help i said that my mugshot might be famous one day. i also asked her if my hair was messed up, she said no, lying bitch.

I have more of a shit eating grin in the real mugshot

FUCK YOU POLICE